F.A.Q. (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q.  Why are there advertisements all over LameCards.com?

A.  Although it is totally free to send e-cards to people via LameCards.com, hosting a website costs money.  I pay a monthly fee to have this site on the web.  The advertisements help me pay this fee.  Additionally, I am a self-supporting college student, so every dime I can earn helps me pay for things like rent, food, gas, books and so on.  You don't have to click on the ads.  However, I would be very thankful if you checked some of them out.  It costs you nothing to look and if you find something you like and decide to buy or take part in an offer (some are free) it costs nothing extra either. I get a small percentage from every sale generated from clicking through ads on my site.  In other words, it's a good deal for all.  You buy something you want at a fair price from my sponsors, and I get a few bucks from my sponsor for sending you there.

Q.  I sent an e-card to someone and they said they never received it.  What's up?

A.  While most e-card notifications get through, tell them to check their junk mail folder.  Some e-mail clients have gotten out of control with their filtering and may have designated the e-card notification message as junk simply because it contains a link (URL).  So, ask them to check and see if it is there.  Although I don't support or like spam either, unfortunately some e-mail clients use triggers to designate mail as junk such as the word "click here" and the addition of links in e-mail.

Q.  If I send a card from LameCards.com will my e-mail address or that of the person I send a card to get tossed into a thousand spam lists?

A.  Absolutely not.  I will not and do not sell or use the e-mail addresses sent through LameCards.com for unsolicited mail.  The only mail anyone gets from LameCards.com is the notification to the recipient that they have a card, and if selected, the notification to the sender that the card sent has been viewed by the recipient.  Please feel free to review the LameCards.com privacy statement by clicking here.  Please note, if you do sign up for our news letter, you will receive e-mails every now and then from me with updates about LameCards.com.  Of course the news letter is a separate thing and you will know if you sign up because you must confirm that you wish to receive the news letter.

Q.  Where do you come up with such strange ideas for these e-cards?

A.  I was born cynical and a bit strange.  It's a gift really.  Sort of like my awesome ability to run with scissors while playing with matches in traffic.

Q.  I looked at your about me page.  You seem super hot and down right awesome.  Are you single?

A.  It's your lucky day!  I am indeed single and very much willing to  meet some totally awesome yet delightfully lame woman to send lame e-cards to every day.  Hell, I might even send flowers if said woman plays her cards right.  Keep in mind though, I get hit on by women constantly.  They are from Canada though so you would not know them.  None the less, the market is hot.  So, get in while you can by contacting me via the contact me link.